PLAYER | R/L | Make/Model | Stick Facts |
| Alex Ovechkin | R | CCM Vector U+ Crazy Light | These sticks may actually be on fire! Bring oven mitts! |
| Nicklas Backstrom | L | Bauer X:60 | Don't worry if you can't find one, as there will be more of these sticks available for the next 10 years. |
| Alexander Semin | R | Bauer One95 | These sticks expired April 11th and no longer score goals. |
| Mike Green | R | Easton ST | See: Semin Sticks |
| Brooks Laich | L | Warrior Dolomite | Can also be used as a tire iron! |
| Mike Knuble | R | Easton SE16 | These sticks are magnetic and are attracted to the blue paint used in goalie creases. |
| Tomas Fleischmann | L | Bauer One95 | Coach Boudreau is always saying how good these sticks are. |
| Brendan Morrison | L | Easton S19 | Technically, these are left handed but they can also be used between the legs. |
| Eric Fehr | R | CCM Vector U+ | These sticks really should score more, but they aren’t used nearly enough. |
| Jason Chimera | L | Bauer One95 | Aerodynamically shaped for speed!!! |
| Matt Bradley | R | Reebok 10K | Bad. Ass. Sticks. May have blood stains. |
| Tom Poti | L | Warrior Dolomite | These sticks are sharpened. Seriously. |
| Jeff Schultz | L | Warrior Dolomite | Not a mark on these sticks, a true rarity for the sticks of a defenseman. |
| David Steckel | L | Easton SE16 | Super tall sticks. Like Godzilla tall. |
| Shaone Morrisonn | L | Bauer One95 | Name is spelled wrong on every stick... not enough 'N's. |
| Boyd Gordon | R | Easton SE16 | These sticks win faceoffs. That’s about all they do. |
| Mathieu Perreault | L | Reebok 10K | Not the biggest sticks, but really fun to use. |
| John Erskine | L | Bauer One95 | These sticks are exact replicas of Captain Caveman’s club. |
| John Carlson | R | CCM Vector U+ , Bauer X:60, Reebok | These sticks come with pride. And red, white, and blue tape. |
| Tyler Sloan | L | Reebok 10K | We still can't figure out why we have these sticks. |
| Keith Aucoin | R | Reebok, Warrior | Really long sticks. Compensating for something… |
| Karl Alzner | L | Reebok 10K | These sticks come with a booklet of rental car coupons. |
| Quintin Laing | L | Easton S19 | These sticks are made from old Army tank armour. |
| Chris Bourque | L | Warrior Hitman | Everyone always compares them to his dad’s sticks. |
| Semyon Varlamov | R | Warrior Swagger, Bauer X:60 | American girls shouldn’t bother buying these sticks. They won’t work for you. |
| Michael Neuvirth | R | Reebok 6K | These sticks just want a hug. |
| Jose Theodore | L | Bauer X:60 | We really hope we're not making a mistake by selling these... |
Now, for a few basic Equipment Sale Rules:
- There is a 4 stick per person limit this year. That doesn't mean you can't grab an armful of sticks and hold them for your friends to arrive.
- These sticks are way too long for kids to use. It's OK to shove them aside for your own financial gain.
- There will probably be no sticks available for: Ovechkin, Backstrom, Semin, Green, Carlson or Varlamov. You should complain as loudly as possible about this fact.
- They wash the jerseys before they sell them. Sorry ladies hoping to get a sweat-nasty Brooks Laich jersey.
- There will be a lot of prospect/departing player sticks on the wall. And just a warning: I've found at least 5 Matt Pettinger sticks at every equipment sale for the last 5 years. I think it's a running gag at this point.
- Don't worry if you can't find any sticks you're looking for. They'll be up on Ebay later this weekend for 4x as much.
