#Numbers

With today's news that Semyon Varlamov has changed his number from 40 to 1, here's my list of other Caps who should change their numbers:

• Mike Green, from 52 to 2. You know, so people will think he's Scott Stevens or something.
• Jeff Schultz, from 55 to 77. Only the best defensemen get this number (Coffey, Bourque). Only makes sense.
• Michael Neuvirth, from 30 to 2. Dude, Varly pretty much just did this for you.
• John Carlson, from 74 to 80. Captian America should pay homage to the greatest year in USA Hockey. USA! USA!
• Alex Semin, from 28 to 61. Because someone has to pay tribute to the career of Maxim Afinogenov.
• Alex Ovechkin, from 8 to 87. Because Eff Sidney Crosby, that's why.